Unusual Laws

It is prohibited to drink chocolate milkshakes more than once a week.
It is prohibited to use the font Comic Sans.
It is prohibited to eat cinnamon bubblegum.
Reduced taxes on coffee and on new technologies.
It is prohibited to use plastic straws, and we encourage the use of metal straws.
It is necessary to sell a zero-sugar coffee option in all cafeterias/coffee shops.
It is obligatory to take at least 4 baths a week.
People are encouraged to listen to classical/instrumental music.
There is no physical war, international conflicts are solely decided on debate.
After some reforms, we decided to end chess teams at Maristan.
Any teacher who yells at a student and/or forces the students to write with all homework complete details(such as "Math: do Math homework, unit 1, about squares, until day 28) is obligated to quit job.

Fun Facts

* As a suggestion by the retired Minister of Education, there is a holiday focused on celebrating academic success of students.

* The First Gentleman of Maristan used to be the Once-ler, until the President found out they were actually twins(he is not even a real person).

* The unofficial national anthem is the song “Are You Satisfied” by Marina.

* Peaceful protests are encouraged, so current politicians can better know the needs of the people.